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Things I can not take to Korea…

More than 1 liter of alcohol (guess we are going to have to drink that really nice bottle of Absinthe I bought at the wine shop soon).

Guns.  Damn, b/c I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns, which would necessitate an entire gun rack…

Explosives of any type.

Communist propaganda of any kind or Communist sympathizer materials.  That is a direct quote out of the packing list.  Guess I am going to have to tear my Communist Manifesto out of the back of my Feminist Marxist Dialectic Handbook.  

North Koreans.  I can’t actually back that up, but given the aforementioned no no, I am pretty sure it would be frowned upon.

Excessive amounts of electronic equipment, such as many TVs.  I am going to have to close down my warehouse.

 

Since we can’t find the actual list (imagine that), I will have to add more as I remember.

Now, I just need the damned movers to get here.  They are worse than the Cable Guy.  Our window was something like 0800-1500.

Thanks!

  1. 22December, 2008 at 5:49 pm | #1

    but you could take more than 1 liter of alkey-hol on the plane and finish it before you get there

    see i think of everything!

  2. 22December, 2008 at 5:51 pm | #2

    Can you really?

    This will be my first time shopping in the Duty Free store, something which I am very excited about, since i have never been able to do it!

    I need to know how much I can take on a plane!

  3. 22December, 2008 at 5:59 pm | #3

    No communist propaganda, darn!

  4. 22December, 2008 at 5:59 pm | #4

    I was really upset about that. ;)

  5. 23December, 2008 at 4:38 am | #5

    You know, I actually own some Communist Propaganda.

    I own a pocket copy of “Saying of Chairman Mao.”

    It was a gift.

    I say drink the green fairy pre-flight, and sleep it all off.

  6. 23December, 2008 at 4:56 am | #6

    …I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns, which would necessitate an entire gun rack…
    Party on Ouyang! Party on!

  7. 23December, 2008 at 8:13 am | #7

    @ BSR OMG! I forgot! When I was studying Chinese my teachers gave us all a nice red leather-bound copy of those! It is a really pretty book. I forgot I even have that!

    I am pretty sure it is in the box of books going to non-temp storage.

    :lol:

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